a day in the life of george clooney

george clooney throws a temper tantrum when he finds out he is too tall to ride the spinning...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:50:49 -0400

george clooney throws a temper tantrum when he finds out he is too tall to ride the spinning teacups. ‘more flags more fun’ he bellows as he moons the pimpled ride operator

clooney gets word of chad kroeger and avril lavigne’s engagement. clooney scoffs, “i...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 23:49:13 -0400

clooney gets word of chad kroeger and avril lavigne’s engagement. clooney scoffs, “i thought we all just wanted to be big rock stars, chad…” betrayal

george clooney stares wistfully at his adele record. “we are never ever getting back together.” how...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 18:25:00 -0400

george clooney stares wistfully at his adele record. “we are never ever getting back together.” how could she

george clooney heaves a sigh as he looks down at his watch. brad is late for their coffee...

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 01:15:14 -0400

george clooney heaves a sigh as he looks down at his watch. brad is late for their coffee date again. “damn you pitt!”

albus dumbledore jumps out of george clooney’s birthday cake. no that’s a stripper...

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 12:25:49 -0400

albus dumbledore jumps out of george clooney’s birthday cake. no that’s a stripper covered in frosting. gross.

george clooney’s just a poor boy, george clooney needs no sympathy

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 23:29:22 -0400

george clooney’s just a poor boy, george clooney needs no sympathy

george clooney goes to the moon so that he can see the great wall of china. what do you mean thats a...

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 15:39:28 -0400

george clooney goes to the moon so that he can see the great wall of china. what do you mean thats a myth. oops.

george clooney buys his eight-year-old daughter a pack of mikes hard lemonades. “wow, kids...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:05:04 -0400

george clooney buys his eight-year-old daughter a pack of mikes hard lemonades. “wow, kids really love this stuff,” he muses, pleased by his cool new soda discovery. hold my pigtails dad

George jeers at his daughter: “Only Brad and I know what it’s like to have hot girl...

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:56:54 -0400

George jeers at his daughter: “Only Brad and I know what it’s like to have hot girl problems, so stop singing it.”

george clooney power walks past 8th grade emos hanging out by the movie theater on his way to see...

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:06:00 -0400

george clooney power walks past 8th grade emos hanging out by the movie theater on his way to see The Lucky One. “zac efron is my anti-drug” he whispers

george clooney’s remote breaks, leaving him stuck watching televised catholic masses....

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:17:48 -0400

george clooney’s remote breaks, leaving him stuck watching televised catholic masses. “where can you find god in your everyday life?” asks the priest. george clooney has an answer: chipotle

george clooney takes all the dum-dums from the basket at denny’s. don’t stop me now

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:04:57 -0400

george clooney takes all the dum-dums from the basket at denny’s. don’t stop me now

George Clooney surfs the web, stumbling upon several new fanfiction stories he hasn’t read...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:30:36 -0400

George Clooney surfs the web, stumbling upon several new fanfiction stories he hasn’t read yet. why are ginny and draco kissing? god damn you xxMoonliteReflexionsxx is nothing sacred

George Clooney is enjoying a plate of ribs, barbecue sauce dripping down his chin. He whispers,...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:29:04 -0400

George Clooney is enjoying a plate of ribs, barbecue sauce dripping down his chin. He whispers, “Rack city bitch, rack rack city bitch,” and giggles excitedly.

Brangelina announced their engagement. George isn’t entirely sure what Brangelina is but...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:19:13 -0400

Brangelina announced their engagement. George isn’t entirely sure what Brangelina is but he’s excited for cake.

george clooney asks siri, “what’s america ferrera been up to lately?” clooney...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:01:02 -0400

george clooney asks siri, “what’s america ferrera been up to lately?” clooney chucks the phone out the window when siri has no answer

george clooney logs on to aol instant messenger and drafts an IM to his daughter...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:31:08 -0400

george clooney logs on to aol instant messenger and drafts an IM to his daughter downstairs-

my_Ch3m1cal_RoMaNce_FaNx3x3: asl?

george clooney walks arrogantly through a middle school playground. “who here wants to play...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 18:20:22 -0400

george clooney walks arrogantly through a middle school playground. “who here wants to play the hunger games?” no one answers

avrillavignechronicles: shoutout to adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney george and avril should be...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 09:48:26 -0400

avrillavignechronicles:

shoutout to adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney

george and avril should be besties

who is responsible for this blog

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 08:30:00 -0400

the clooney himself